Ghostelymadd

bobavader:

Slip the bong a little tongue every once in a while to let her know you care

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queen-of-apricity:

I wish you

• Clear skin
• 4.0 GPA
• Focus
• Clear goals
• Love
• Affection
• Peace
• Self love
• Good things from the universe

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qxessence:

aplaceofhisown:

Being a millennial is getting buyer’s remorse over a $3.83 pack of oreos.

This is genuinely hilarious but fuckin terrible

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joysuggestion:

be kind. your kindness could change somebody’s life.

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star-eaters:

Third base is me telling you about my father

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catchymemes:

Where cars are parked orderly and in reverse

Where fruits can be cubes

Where people keep left

And lamps have different brightness for double beds

People queue up in lines

Applies to stickers too

Where what you get is the same as the poster

you get waved goodbye..?

Relieving both mind and body

Yup.

Smooth train operator

No embarrassing knocking or barging into rooms to check out if they are occupied

When you need an extra hand

For the selfiestas

Brolly holders

Because normal manhole covers are too mainstream

Think diagonal

And anytime u need to soak your feet

Where you raise responsible adults, not brats

And luggage is organised in color codes

When you need help after the condom broke

Instant sanitary gratification

Why they are so welcome at football matches

Where water is that clean in the drains

Nuff said

Source: imgur.com

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artemisismygoddess:

Person: “Why don’t you just look for a hookup on Tinder?”

Me:

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thegaypegasus:

I want all of it. Your sleepy mumbling. Your drunken embarrassment. Your silly faces. Your anger. Your dance moves. Your anxiety. Your apologies. Your sadness. Your stern looks. Your claustrophobia. Your exasperated tone. Your frustrations. Your past. I want all of it. I want all of you.

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i-am-full-of-beauty:

pomegranatepistols:

er-cryptid:

Body Heat = 107.6 F

Cold Water = 40 F

Hot Air = 300 F

High Altitude = 15,000 ft

Starvation = 45 days

Diving Depth = 282 ft

Lack of Oxygen = 11 minutes

Blood Loss = 40%

Dehydration = 7 days

I don’t know what to do with this information

… don’t die

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